I’m not like other teens. I’m 47
How to play The Sims
- spend 3 hours creating your family
- spend 3 days creating your house
- play the actual game for 20 minutes
- do not touch for 4 months
update: JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDN’T GET WORSE HE WHIPPED OUT BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
someone at my bus stop is listening to the kids bop version of thrift shop send help
it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.